The Clinton Exception

Note: This is a suggested court filing if you are involved in a federal case or you are in federal prison.  The word exception is a polite way of saying the court is full of shit.  You will probably have to file this yourself as your attorney will not have the balls to do it for you.  Given the conduct of the FBI regarding the Clinton scandal, the "Government" has lost all credibility, if it had any in the first place.  Remember, I am not an attorney nor would I engage in such a despicable occupation.  Shifting the burden of proof is extremely important and this is one way to do it.

[UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT

FOR THE DISTRICT OF HELL ON EARTH]

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA                         PLAINTIFF,             vs. [Poor Schmuck/Schmuckette]                         Alleged DEFENDANT

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Case # [666-666-666] CLINTON EXCEPTION DEMAND FOR TERMINATION OF PROCEEDING; RELEASE FROM INCARCERATION OR CUSTODY

 

            Now comes [Poor Schmuck/Schmuckette], a man, not an animal or a fish, not under oath, hereby files a Clinton Exception on the following grounds:

1. Since the federal laws do not apply to Hillary Clinton, accordingly, the federal laws do not apply to me either.  Exhibit 1
2. This court’s jurisdiction depends on the law being applicable to me, however, there is no evidence or facts showing that the federal statutes, codes, or regulations apply to me.  If the plaintiff has any facts showing that the court has jurisdiction and that the statutes, codes, and regulations are applicable to me, then I demand to see them now.
3. Since the statutes, codes, and regulations did not apply to Hillary Clinton, being the former head of the Department of State, then it would only follow that they do not apply to me.  “What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.”
4. This court has no jurisdiction over anything regarding me as I am exercising my Clinton Exception which is a legal notice of non-liability to any federal statutes, codes, or regulations.

(Put in your own case number, name, court name within the brackets[ ])

(I am not a lawyer as I would not engage in such a disgusting profession. 

Stick with the facts question and make them prove jurisdiction)

Delete this line and the above three lines if you are going to use it.

Remedy Sought

Based upon the foregoing, this Clinton Exception and Demand for Termination of Proceeding and/or release from incarceration for failing to produce facts that show that this court has jurisdiction and is failing to state a claim upon which relief can be granted.

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Submitted this _7th___day of [July, Two Thousand and Sixteen]

Submitted by:

Poor Schmuck/Schmuckette

Note: I have no idea if this would work, but it does challenge jurisdiction which can always be challenged in any part of a court (Satanic) proceeding.  

Walter Allen Thompson has a new book called Natural Law: The True Supreme Law of the Land